iPad 2 Up For Grabs: Join Our Contest!

The holy grail of raffle prizes is here in DavaoBase. We are so excited to give away the much-coveted iPad 2!

Win an iPad 2 by joining our online contest. Follow these simple instructions:

1. Place a comment below this post, signifying your interest to join. Only one entry per person will be considered.
2. Google the term “ipad 2 features”, and copy the links of the first 100 pages in the search results.
3. Open a new Yahoo! e-mail account, using a username that’s at least 100 characters long.
4. Disregard #2 and #3. We changed our mind.
5. Enrol in a crash course on skydiving. On April 15, 2011, record yourself skydiving while holding a banner that says “GIMME MY IPAD 2!”. Upload at least 3 of your recorded videos to YouTube, and send us the link. Videos that are too shaky will not be considered.
6. Once you have completed these mechanics, you will receive a lotto ticket for the April 30 draw. If you win the jackpot prize, we will give you the iPad 2!

Deadline for entries is on April 24, 2011. Join now!

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By now, you should realize that this is a preposterous contest. Happy April Fools Day!